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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2006 11:57:38 GMT -5
I'm whittling this down. Stay tuned.
I can tell you that my TV reception made the final cut.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2006 14:13:52 GMT -5
#100 I really thought the sky would be a nicer shade of blue.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2006 14:14:25 GMT -5
#99 Slugs. What was the bright idea there??
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Post by Wolfgang on Aug 24, 2006 14:30:07 GMT -5
Okay, so you're playing the role of God.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2006 14:41:37 GMT -5
98. Wolfgang accuses me of hubris. How dare he?!
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Post by Gorf on Aug 24, 2006 14:43:13 GMT -5
Was Hubris one of the Humphreys of Minnesota?
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Post by Wolfgang on Aug 24, 2006 14:49:36 GMT -5
The title of the thread calls for a singular disappointment. Please limit your list to ONE disappointment, please, so as not to confuse the dumbasses. Thank you.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2006 14:50:16 GMT -5
Gorf's jokes will be much higher on the list, but:
97. Gorf repeatedly spills his drinks on me. When will this persecution end?!
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Post by Wolfgang on Aug 24, 2006 14:52:14 GMT -5
Well, I don't know about youse, but I'm going for a run. And I'll be disappointed if:
a. I don't beat my record time; and b. my nipples become chafed (or sliced) again.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2006 14:52:41 GMT -5
I have revised the thread title. Not because I had to, but because woof-doof asked nicely.
96. Too many rude people.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2006 14:55:04 GMT -5
Well, I don't know about youse, but I'm going for a run. And I'll be disappointed if: a. I don't beat my record time; and b. my nipples become chafed (or sliced) again. OK. I'll stop posting until you get back. I wouldn't want you to miss out. As for your nipples, I'm at a loss as to what to say. No one should be subjected to such Job-like suffering. No one. Just be thankful they've stopped beeping.
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Post by Wolfgang on Aug 24, 2006 14:55:17 GMT -5
Well, God-uffda, you should've thought about all the Creation stuff before you created all the rude people. You know, advanced planning goes a long way.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2006 14:56:04 GMT -5
I am not God. If I were God, your nipples would not be ailing you so.
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Post by itsallaboutme on Aug 24, 2006 14:58:35 GMT -5
I have 3 solutions for this problem.
1) Don't wear a shirt while you run 2) If you must wear a shirt wear and old one with nipple holes. 3) Apply bag balm or vasaline to your nipples before running.
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Post by Wolfgang on Aug 24, 2006 14:58:36 GMT -5
That's my point. You never thought about my nipples neither. (or is that "either"?) Advanced planning, that's what I'm saying.
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