"Yes, it's true.... This man has no dick."
"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'"
"Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
"Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming."
"We all got it coming, kid."
"Well, let's go. He ain't hittin' nothin'."
"You idiot, he's hit everything he's aimed at!"
"Well, they ain't out of our jurisdiction 'til they reach the flattop."
[Sheriff Langston's hat is shot off his head]
"Today, my jurisdiction ends here. Pick up my hat. "