Glitter headbands. And headbands in general. My middle always makes sure she has her headband on properly but it never ever stays in place, she has to take it off and put it back on after every play.
Trite and boring ace cheers. It seems originality is out for these cheers. One of the teams I coached shouted "Tequila!" after every ace. Yes, it was a fun group of parents.
The whole "march to the middle of the court as you wave to non-existent crowds" start to the match. Much prefer the "run to the end of the net and slap hands as quickly and as hard as possible" ritual.
Engineering is my vocation, volleyball is my obsession.
Parents (who know little if anything about volleyball) who start a club after some imaginary slight against dear daughter so that dear daughter finally gets an opportunity to show the world how good she really is.
Parents and athletes who think dear daughter, or themselves, are not getting the right opportunity because A) coach hates athlete or B) coach does not know what they are doing
Athletes who comtemplate not playing high school because level of play and/or coaching is not up to club standards.
Net serve rule
Club net violation rule where only top tape matters
"Point" yelled by some parent before the synapses in the scorekeeper's brain even have a chance to fire
(had to correct mistakes - that is what I get for typing too fast because I need to start afternoon session of camp)
Last Edit: Jul 10, 2012 16:40:49 GMT -5 by karellen