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Post by Wolfgang on Mar 27, 2019 13:25:50 GMT -5
If I were an intern in the Clinton WH during the 1990s, I probably would have sex with Clinton. Hilary, that is. Not Bill.
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Post by Wolfgang on Mar 28, 2019 21:34:32 GMT -5
I swear to god, there are constant animal fights either on my roof or in the attic. I hear, like, running paws, loud thuds, shrieks of pain, and lots and lots of death throes. Probably rats, birds, and stray cats.
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Post by XAsstCoach on Mar 29, 2019 0:27:38 GMT -5
I swear to god, there are constant animal fights either on my roof or in the attic. I hear, like, running paws, loud thuds, shrieks of pain, and lots and lots of death throes. Probably rats, birds, and stray cats. Maybe a cursed doll that's been hiding in the attic for years,and is now ready to come downstairs?
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Post by mln59 on Mar 29, 2019 6:19:24 GMT -5
I swear to god, there are constant animal fights either on my roof or in the attic. I hear, like, running paws, loud thuds, shrieks of pain, and lots and lots of death throes. Probably rats, birds, and stray cats. Maybe a cursed doll that's been hiding in the attic for years,and is now ready to come downstairs? great answer. definitely the case.
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Post by Wolfgang on Mar 29, 2019 11:59:39 GMT -5
I wish there was less controversy in Washington, DC so that we can all just relax and enjoy simple things like "Emilia Clarke Accidentally Crashed a 'Game of Thrones' Wedding Party" clip on Conan.
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Post by Wolfgang on Mar 31, 2019 16:28:09 GMT -5
I don't know why I love this video clip so much:
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Post by Wolfgang on Apr 1, 2019 14:13:03 GMT -5
That Mayor Pete guy from South Bend, IN is growing on me.
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Post by Wolfgang on Apr 1, 2019 21:46:57 GMT -5
"She has so many yachts, she has a yacht scheduler! What's a yacht scheduler!?!?"
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Post by XAsstCoach on Apr 3, 2019 20:11:56 GMT -5
In China, most of the time the grandparents are tasked with watching the kids while the parents go off to work. So I’m driving to work, and turned onto a rural road. Not much traffic on the road but it can get busy at times. Up ahead of me there was this stupid grandma pushing her grandkid in a stroller. In the middle of the road she stops, turns and started walking away from the kid....looks like she was going to talk to someone. Cars were approaching from the other side now, so when stupid grandma was about 2m from the baby I honked my horn and stupid grandma turns to get the stroller.
Did I mention she is stupid? 🤬
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Post by Wolfgang on Apr 3, 2019 20:18:02 GMT -5
Poor grandma and grandpa for being forced to babysit.
Also, stupid grandma.
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Post by XAsstCoach on Apr 3, 2019 20:45:02 GMT -5
You know, there was a story that a couple let their parents watch the kids and as they kid grew up they noticed he was more attached to the grandparents than themselves. So they had a second child so they can build the bond with a child. Not sure why they didn't work on the first kid.
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Post by Wolfgang on Apr 4, 2019 13:32:57 GMT -5
Somehow, my dog understood that "nom...nom...nom..." means "food." Yesterday, my dog was outside in the yard and I was inside. I could see him. To see if he would react, I said, out loud, "nom...nom...nom...nom...nom...nom..." And the dude came running in! He only runs in like that if he heard some sort of CLINK! in his food bowl. (His bowl is stainless steel so if you drop anything in there, it makes a CLINK! sound.)
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Post by Wolfgang on Apr 5, 2019 15:35:48 GMT -5
I may have mentioned before that I really LOVE watching real life car chase/crash videos on youtube. I don't like them in movies, however. But I love real life footages.
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Post by Wolfgang on Apr 5, 2019 15:51:25 GMT -5
POLICE DOGS = MY HEROES
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Post by XAsstCoach on Apr 7, 2019 21:42:07 GMT -5
Went to the in-laws this past weekend for the Qingming Festival...or Tomb Sweeping Festival for us common folks. Essentially relatives go to their ancestors grave site to clean it up and pay their respect. Funny thing was when we visited wifey's ancestors place, it was a complete mess. Leftover fireworks (to ward off evil spirits), burnt incense, and fake paper money (used to burn as an offering) littered the grave sites. We left some flower and fake paper money at her relatives grave sites. I asked wifey isn't the purpose of Qingming Festival to clean up the place? To which her uncle responded that it doesn't matter. Hmmmm....
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