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Post by Wolfgang on Dec 8, 2005 17:23:41 GMT -5
Who has it? Who can send me one? IM me. Let's negotiate something. I love to negotiate, not necessarily to win or lose, because that's not what it's about. It's about both sides winning.
Call me. Let's talk.
I offered some douche-bag to negotiate one sunny day, and he didn't realize how much great info he would've gotten from me. I'm such a sucker for negotiation. I teach Negotiation strategies to lawyers for CLE credits here in California. At the beginning of each session, I always start off with a joke: A rabbi, a cowboy, and a pig farmer walked into a bar...
My classes are designed around these two rules:
Rule #1: Watch "The Godfather," especially that horse scene. Rule #2: Figure out how both sides can win.
Okay, peeps. Somebody, IM me.
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Post by IdahoBoy on Dec 8, 2005 18:33:50 GMT -5
Reminder to Hawaii fans. Wolfgang has not been very kind to Hawaii as a team all season. Wait until AFTER the NCAA tournament to share this information so he can not use it to "negotiate" for something else with an upcoming foe.
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Post by 808 on Dec 8, 2005 18:43:35 GMT -5
I called but all I got was your voice mail. I guess a question could be "what do you need it for"? Or is it really that you just want or desire it?
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Post by Wolfgang on Dec 8, 2005 19:17:03 GMT -5
It's for watching at night with the wife and kids and 2 dogs for entertainment? What do you think I use it for?
Hawaii is my favorite team.
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Post by Wolfgang on Dec 8, 2005 19:25:34 GMT -5
Whatever I may have said about the Wahine...it's because I love them so much it hurts! I, too, desperately want them to win the title. And every year they fall short, I go into a deep depression. Also, for your information, several times, my login ID and PW were stolen by none other than Ruffda and Gorf and bomber to defame the Wahine's good name. That was not me. I have fixed that problem, righted that wrong.
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Post by Wolfgang on Dec 8, 2005 19:28:49 GMT -5
What am I going to do with it? Give it to coaches of Wahine opponents? Oh, please. You give me too much credit. I don't do that kind of crap. There's other crap I would rather spend my time. I want teams to win (or lose) on their own merits, not because I gave a tape to somebody who gave it to somebody else who used it against the Wahine. I mean, that's just insulting to me.
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Post by IdahoBoy on Dec 8, 2005 19:45:17 GMT -5
Some of Wolfgang's best conversations are with himself...
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dogmeat
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"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly"
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Post by dogmeat on Dec 8, 2005 20:05:31 GMT -5
*pops in Hawai'i vs Texas video tape into VCR*
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Post by UHvbFan on Dec 8, 2005 20:16:51 GMT -5
*pops in Hawai'i vs Texas video tape into VCR* I have it on DVD, but it only plays in DVD players authorized in Region 10 (Hawaii). If you want to come here, we can watch it together over a beer (your treat).
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Post by sexy on Dec 8, 2005 20:34:22 GMT -5
*pops in Hawai'i vs Texas video tape into VCR* I have it on DVD, but it only plays in DVD players authorized in Region 10 (Hawaii). If you want to come here, we can watch it together over a beer (your treat). who gets that first sip from that beer??
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dogmeat
Junior
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly"
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Post by dogmeat on Dec 8, 2005 20:48:16 GMT -5
You sexy.
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Post by Wolfgang on Dec 8, 2005 21:01:23 GMT -5
Here's how the negotiation will go:
Wolfgang (hereinafter, "WG"): What do you want for the tape?
You (hereinafter, "Y"): $10,000
WG: That's a net loss for me.
Y: $10
WG: For one match on one tape?
Y: Plus, I'll include UCLA vs. Hawaii.
WG: $7 plus one of those gums that Victoria chews.
Y: $8. Pre-chew or post-chew?
WG: $7.50. Pre-chew. Duh?
Y: Deal.
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Post by Aikea on Dec 8, 2005 21:12:46 GMT -5
*pops in Hawai'i vs Texas video tape into VCR* I have it on DVD, but it only plays in DVD players authorized in Region 10 (Hawaii). If you want to come here, we can watch it together over a beer (your treat). I have it on DVD too. Commercials erased. Unfortunately, the first game mysteriously disappeared
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Post by 808 on Dec 8, 2005 21:16:48 GMT -5
First game? What first game? Didn't Hawaii win in three? (Sorry, selective memory acting up again.)
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Post by sexy on Dec 8, 2005 21:18:24 GMT -5
wouldnt it be funny if someone sent a tape of that match to wolfwolfpuppy and it turned out to be a cassette tape from the radio broadcast of that match??
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