Post by Gorf on Oct 1, 2004 14:50:25 GMT -5
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Bush in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Bush was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks. My wife, Laura, will smell that and think I've been in a Texas wh*rehouse."
The second barber turned to Kerry and said, "How about you?"
Kerry replied, "Go ahead. My wife, Teresa, doesn't know what the inside of a Texas wh*rehouse smells like."
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Bush in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Bush was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks. My wife, Laura, will smell that and think I've been in a Texas wh*rehouse."
The second barber turned to Kerry and said, "How about you?"
Kerry replied, "Go ahead. My wife, Teresa, doesn't know what the inside of a Texas wh*rehouse smells like."
