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Post by Wolfgang on Oct 20, 2004 13:03:32 GMT -5
I saw my doctor today and he said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that I'm not diabetic; just normal glucose tolerance with one abnormal blood-sugar reading. The bad news is that I have a brain tumor which was causing all those bright flashes, dizzy spells, and moments of random unconsciousness. Also, it explains my recent power to levitate objects by just thinking and willing them to float.
People's heads exploding inside out? My doctor said I'm not the cause of it. That's just spontaneous combustion.
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Post by georgia(pacific)girl on Oct 20, 2004 13:30:30 GMT -5
gee that's good news, you wouldn't want to be diabetic. A brain tumor is nice compared to diabetes....
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Post by Dante on Oct 20, 2004 22:00:52 GMT -5
I'm afraid you have thyroid cancer.
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