Perfume sample in magazine

[Wolfgang]

I saw a little bandage on my wife's cheek and I asked her, "What the hjell happened?"

She replied, "I got a paper cut."

"On your face?"

"Well," she said. "It's embarrassing. I was smelling those perfume samples in those women's magazines and there was one I hated so I pulled my head back too quickly and the edge of the paper sliced my skin."

I could not stop howling with laughter. That's my wife. Some would say, my fictional imaginary wife...

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Wolfgang said:

I saw a little bandage on my wife's cheek and I asked her, "What the hjell happened?"

She replied, "I got a paper cut."

"On your face?"

"Well," she said. "It's embarrassing. I was smelling those perfume samples in those women's magazines and there was one I hated so I pulled my head back too quickly and the edge of the paper sliced my skin."

I could not stop howling with laughter. That's my wife. Some would say, my fictional imaginary wife...

lol I would like to read your well-written short story about Humbert Humbert and "some would say, his fictional imaginary Lolita." As with any great short story, plot is not a necessary element.