Things you'd like to say...

[Gorf]

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you see it my way.

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

It sounds like English but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

This isn't an office. This is h*ll with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done!

[Barefoot In Kailua]

This is what I like to say "Zip it Dumbass". Although not really to you good Gorf.

[georgia(pacific)girl]

to the rude, stupid, arrogant, impatient customer. "thanks, have a nice day and I hope you get a flat tire on the way home. By now."

[Gorf]

Barefoot said:

This is what I like to say "Zip it Dumbass". Although not really to you good Gorf.

I was giving you credit for the last one on the list in the base post BiK.

[fightingminime]

Thanks for talking with me, it's now clear why your daughter is a spoiled selfish witch.

[Gorf]

likewoah14 said:

Thanks for talking with me, it's now clear why your daughter is a spoiled selfish witch.

ROFL!

That's something along the lines of "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" syndrome?


I hope the name change in here is a sign that stress has lessened at least a bit LW.

[fightingminime]

The said:

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

These all apply specifically to my current situation. There are other things I wish I could say in addition to my previous "selfish witch" comment. They include, but are not limited to the following:

Silly me. I should have known there was a secret athletic talent that your daughter had that I NEVER knew about in the countless hours of practice I have spent with her.

I forgot. I AM a magician. I will get right to work on turning your child into a talented middle blocker.

At what point in time did you get the idea that you don't have to earn anything because I owe you something?