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Post by yoda on Jan 16, 2021 14:59:41 GMT -5
Q: Why does Waldo prefer wearing striped shirts?
A: Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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Post by yoda on Jan 16, 2021 15:03:46 GMT -5
Q: What's the leading cause of dry skin?
A: Towels
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Post by yoda on Jan 25, 2021 16:25:30 GMT -5
Q: Did you hear about the two hundred year old buffalo?
A: It just celebrated its bison-tennial.
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Post by dc on Jan 25, 2021 16:31:17 GMT -5
A turtle was crossing the road when two snails mugged him. The police showed up and asked the turtle what happened. “I don’t know,” the turtle replied. “It all happened so fast.”
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Post by yoda on Apr 6, 2021 10:41:57 GMT -5
Q: What do you call a teacher who won't fart in public?
A: A private tooter!
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Post by ned3vball on Apr 6, 2021 13:52:26 GMT -5
Q: Why does he want to play a 6-2 and how come Mary didn't play Libero?
A: Just drive Dad!
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