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Post by dadedrubaker on Apr 20, 2022 10:36:37 GMT -5
No shot that happens again this year. 1) Carthage isn’t making it past WIT 2) This Springfield group doesn’t have the NCAA experience needed to close it out thanks to the sly workings of my family at LanBib to keep them out of NCAAs last year
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Post by rossmaddensbeard on Apr 20, 2022 10:55:46 GMT -5
As we come upon the Final Four and Championship weekend, let us not forget the great words from the owner of this fantastic beard, The Immaculate, Miracle Making, Ross Madden. Do NOT pee in those cups this weekend. You need to state your dominance and tell the entire world what drugs you are on and how they heal your ailments. Do not hesitate to completely ignore the fact that you are representing not only your team, but your university as well. Go all out on your speeches at that podium and let the world know “I will not pee in that cup”. So remember, as I quote my great owner: "there is one question all of us must face this weekend, will you pee in this cup?" God Bless and good luck to all four teams competing this weekend!
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Post by girthypotato on Apr 20, 2022 11:08:11 GMT -5
Do they drug test prior to the final four/ championship match? If that’s the case wouldn’t you think some squads might be short a few guys from smoking the devils grass
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Post by dadedrubaker on Apr 20, 2022 11:26:39 GMT -5
Do they drug test prior to the final four/ championship match? If that’s the case wouldn’t you think some squads might be short a few guys from smoking the devils grass Is that why Juniata hasn’t been relevant in the D3vb landscape since 2014? Did Ross Madden’s speech curse the program and turn all future JCVB athletes into potheads? Or is there another reason a once perennial champion has completely fallen off? Ramius, please do a deep dive into the history and current state of JCVB, Dateline style.
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Post by Rollshotter on Apr 20, 2022 15:07:52 GMT -5
Kinda shocked Stevens only had 1 on the 1/2/HM teams Probably cuz Stevens sucks
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Post by meowmeowmeow on Apr 20, 2022 17:02:10 GMT -5
Do they drug test prior to the final four/ championship match? If that’s the case wouldn’t you think some squads might be short a few guys from smoking the devils grass Is that why Juniata hasn’t been relevant in the D3vb landscape since 2014? Did Ross Madden’s speech curse the program and turn all future JCVB athletes into potheads? Or is there another reason a once perennial champion has completely fallen off? Ramius, please do a deep dive into the history and current state of JCVB, Dateline style. More likely there’s a ton of new programs that aren’t in a tiny town with no restaurants or bars
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Post by ucscfan12 on Apr 21, 2022 12:02:24 GMT -5
Santa Cruz beat WIT, went to 5 with SJF, SVU, and Domincan all on the road, made Aurora and Randolph-Macon look like mud, and took a set off Stanford! And lost to CUW in and Cal Lu 5 (yuck), in 4 to MSOE, and got swept by Stevenson, New Paltz, and Cal Lu to end the year (lolol). But congrats for taking down Wentworth's one starter (the Great Laboo) and five backups, losing in five to a team that the Golden Eagles of SJLI took a dump on (looking at you and your stare downs, Nahuel), and for barely squeaking by Randolph-Macon, in their third year of existence. You're one of two teams in the biggest pipeline state in the country, and you can't even win that battle. Most of those games don't count since all but one occurred in the first month of the season and UCSC is a late season peaking team. Would also like to add that Randolph Macon was thoroughly crapped upon
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Post by turdburglar79 on Apr 21, 2022 12:12:15 GMT -5
I missed on my takes for the first round so I had to drown my sorrows with the tears of Nate Reynolds because apparently getting set twice a match doesn’t get you all American. Inside sources say after the AA list came out Reynolds went straight into the locker room screamed, drank 19 orange dreamsicle reigns(sponsored by Reign Energy) and attempted to throw 405 on the bench. Unfortunately, like his late night endeavors with little boys, he couldn’t get it up. Tough break for the super super senior but he’ll try again next year.
Anyway time to try again with the patented TB79 picks. Hopefully I do better this round:
Match 1: Springmid vs Stevens This will be a hot take but I’m going to say stevens and the power of the Hoboken community will slay Springfield in 5. Despite them having the returning POTY, I think stevens has the size and pizazz to beat the pride. Reynolds will swing -.500(2 attempts 1 error for the whole match) and even try to swing at a couple players(shout out Bob bertucci). Anderson and Brandow are gonna carry but it won’t be enough to stop The three headed goat(Ho Phu Quy Percy Bickford and Koby Bean Sherman) Blocking and serving will be huge pieces of this game.
Match 2: Carthage and Wentworth Laboo was robbed of POTY I stand by that opinion. I put the farm on him to bring home that honor and it was stolen by some lefty from California. Jacob Laboo is gonna take that personally and drop 24 kills on gene’s head. That being said I won’t think it’s enough. Apparently the entire Carthage team is on the first team all American list so it’s like the leopards are playing the nba west all stars. I’m going Carthage in 4.
Match 3: Me vs Frogjump vs Reignman
The most anticipated grudge match of the year. There’s been several debates on the GOAT in our lifetime. We have Jordan Lebron and Kareem. We have Ali Tyson and Logan Paul. Now we have Turdburglar Frogjump and Reignman. Those prior debates can not be settled in today’s age but this one can. I am challenging Ramius and Rob to d3 volleyball jeopardy. Winner takes the right of frogjump and volleytalk. I have thrown the gauntlet down and will be ready anytime anywhere. Bring your huggies. I’m putting my mortgage and IP address on this. Your turn boys.
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Post by dadedrubaker on Apr 21, 2022 13:45:08 GMT -5
I missed on my takes for the first round so I had to drown my sorrows with the tears of Nate Reynolds because apparently getting set twice a match doesn’t get you all American. Inside sources say after the AA list came out Reynolds went straight into the locker room screamed, drank 19 orange dreamsicle reigns(sponsored by Reign Energy) and attempted to throw 405 on the bench. Unfortunately, like his late night endeavors with little boys, he couldn’t get it up. Tough break for the super super senior but he’ll try again next year. Anyway time to try again with the patented TB79 picks. Hopefully I do better this round: Match 1: Springmid vs Stevens This will be a hot take but I’m going to say stevens and the power of the Hoboken community will slay Springfield in 5. Despite them having the returning POTY, I think stevens has the size and pizazz to beat the pride. Reynolds will swing -.500(2 attempts 1 error for the whole match) and even try to swing at a couple players(shout out Bob bertucci). Anderson and Brandow are gonna carry but it won’t be enough to stop The three headed goat(Ho Phu Quy Percy Bickford and Koby Bean Sherman) Blocking and serving will be huge pieces of this game. Match 2: Carthage and Wentworth Laboo was robbed of POTY I stand by that opinion. I put the farm on him to bring home that honor and it was stolen by some lefty from California. Jacob Laboo is gonna take that personally and drop 24 kills on gene’s head. That being said I won’t think it’s enough. Apparently the entire Carthage team is on the first team all American list so it’s like the leopards are playing the nba west all stars. I’m going Carthage in 4. Match 3: Me vs Frogjump vs Reignman The most anticipated grudge match of the year. There’s been several debates on the GOAT in our lifetime. We have Jordan Lebron and Kareem. We have Ali Tyson and Logan Paul. Now we have Turdburglar Frogjump and Reignman. Those prior debates can not be settled in today’s age but this one can. I am challenging Ramius and Rob to d3 volleyball jeopardy. Winner takes the right of frogjump and volleytalk. I have thrown the gauntlet down and will be ready anytime anywhere. Bring your huggies. I’m putting my mortgage and IP address on this. Your turn boys. There’s trolling, then there’s saying someone is into little boys which is way too far over the line. My guess is your IP address would trace back to a dorm at Stevenson and behind the computer, we’d find a butthurt Mustang who isn’t good enough to be playing this weekend that’s mad at Reynolds for leaving a below average program to compete for a championship.
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Post by greatlakes on Apr 22, 2022 8:36:49 GMT -5
I suggest a prompt retraction and sincere apology before there are real-world consequences.
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Post by rossmaddensbeard on Apr 22, 2022 11:19:03 GMT -5
Latest Pond Talk…
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Post by rossmaddensbeard on Apr 22, 2022 16:18:20 GMT -5
I missed on my takes for the first round so I had to drown my sorrows with the tears of Nate Reynolds because apparently getting set twice a match doesn’t get you all American. Inside sources say after the AA list came out Reynolds went straight into the locker room screamed, drank 19 orange dreamsicle reigns(sponsored by Reign Energy) and attempted to throw 405 on the bench. Unfortunately, like his late night endeavors with little boys, he couldn’t get it up. Tough break for the super super senior but he’ll try again next year. Anyway time to try again with the patented TB79 picks. Hopefully I do better this round: Match 1: Springmid vs Stevens This will be a hot take but I’m going to say stevens and the power of the Hoboken community will slay Springfield in 5. Despite them having the returning POTY, I think stevens has the size and pizazz to beat the pride. Reynolds will swing -.500(2 attempts 1 error for the whole match) and even try to swing at a couple players(shout out Bob bertucci). Anderson and Brandow are gonna carry but it won’t be enough to stop The three headed goat(Ho Phu Quy Percy Bickford and Koby Bean Sherman) Blocking and serving will be huge pieces of this game. Match 2: Carthage and Wentworth Laboo was robbed of POTY I stand by that opinion. I put the farm on him to bring home that honor and it was stolen by some lefty from California. Jacob Laboo is gonna take that personally and drop 24 kills on gene’s head. That being said I won’t think it’s enough. Apparently the entire Carthage team is on the first team all American list so it’s like the leopards are playing the nba west all stars. I’m going Carthage in 4. Match 3: Me vs Frogjump vs Reignman The most anticipated grudge match of the year. There’s been several debates on the GOAT in our lifetime. We have Jordan Lebron and Kareem. We have Ali Tyson and Logan Paul. Now we have Turdburglar Frogjump and Reignman. Those prior debates can not be settled in today’s age but this one can. I am challenging Ramius and Rob to d3 volleyball jeopardy. Winner takes the right of frogjump and volleytalk. I have thrown the gauntlet down and will be ready anytime anywhere. Bring your huggies. I’m putting my mortgage and IP address on this. Your turn boys. Looks like someone has a huge thing for Nate Reynolds, and it isn’t Nate Reynolds. Statement should be retracted for how blasphemous it is. This is volleytalk not pedotalk. FWIW: I got ReignManRob in the battle royale
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Post by tmb on Apr 22, 2022 17:33:08 GMT -5
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Post by downballer on Apr 22, 2022 18:09:13 GMT -5
It looks like #29 on Stevens started his Friday night a little bit to early and forgot about the game they had. I need what that kid is on. Having the time of his life on the bench, I wish I could go back to my college days again and do the same things he is doing. Enjoy yourself #29.
I forgot to submit my picks in here, so I will do it right now.
Springfield over Stevens in 3. Not just because they are winning right now, I knew they would before the game started. Go Pride.
Wentworth over Carthage in 5, 17-15 3rd set. As much as I think Carthage will win, I just have a gut feeling about Wentworth. The last time I picked them to lose, they handled their competition. Lets go WIT!
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Post by rossmaddensbeard on Apr 22, 2022 18:27:46 GMT -5
Well if the best blocking team in the nation can’t even have the wherewithal to block line on Brandow and York, I’m not sure who will. This is cringeworthy to watch the right back defender try and dig these swings. Do better
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