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Post by Hadrian on Apr 23, 2004 23:17:35 GMT -5
One simple question for the simple Professor Gorf:
What is WMD?
The gents at the ol' pub say it's William the Dentist. A side bet going on, you see, mate. Me? I put down 10 quid for "Wormed." What say you?
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Post by Gorf on Apr 24, 2004 2:45:57 GMT -5
Water-fowl Migration Density.
It has something to do with how densely packed a flock of ducks are when they buzz your house in and to drive you quackers.
The most recent "common knowledge" says that ducks are by nature very dense so they may not even realize that their quackations are disturbing you.
In order to lessen your chances of this happening to your home turn down the freakin volume on your telly the next time you're watching one of those touchy-feely nature shows with the loud obnoxious sounds of duckies mating.
Or WMD could mean someting else altogether...
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