Darwin Award Nominee

[bunnywailer]

www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/16/chimp.attack/index.html

To the brilliant woman who kept a fully grown 200-lb. adult chimpanzee as a pet. I hope the lady who came over to help you catch the chimp after you called was a really good friend, because your pet just ate her face off.

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The sick and sad thing is, some people that hear/read about these types of cases will still want a chimpanzee as a "family member".

[TheSantaBarbarian]

Unfortunately, the chimp ate the wrong person to remove her genes from the gene pool. Then again, maybe she never had children? One can hope.

My favorite Darwin winner was a guy who tried unsuccessfully three time to "bust a cap" into someone else. He then looked down the barrel to try and see what was wrong and pulled the trigger...