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Post by Garand on Dec 7, 2015 2:37:03 GMT -5
I feel like this one should get extra points because: 1. Why would JE be wearing a jockstrap? 2. And why would we want that image in our heads? Are you kidding? Cook could carry Jerritt's jockstrap for dayz. I think the presumption is that JE would not be wearing said jockstrap at the time?
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Post by rowsdower on Dec 7, 2015 5:42:12 GMT -5
I think the presumption is that being from Nebraska you're probably aesthetically challenged and could pass for a man so it's good to have all our bases covered. You can presume that, but based on your feckless reply no presumption is necessary to know that your IQ is sub-70. I congratulate you on learning to type. Do you polish your soft helmet all by yourself too (double entendre intended)? I'm sure you get your fill of soft helmets, whether your own or that unfortunate person who drew the short straw for the night.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 8:56:53 GMT -5
You can presume that, but based on your feckless reply no presumption is necessary to know that your IQ is sub-70. I congratulate you on learning to type. Do you polish your soft helmet all by yourself too (double entendre intended)? I'm sure you get your fill of soft helmets, whether your own or that unfortunate person who drew the short straw for the night. I'm saddened that you joined the party after my Champion of VT contest started. Keep this up so you can make the field next year.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 10:42:31 GMT -5
How about redincolorado--in the DII championship thread, seriously (not satire) complaining about the Big10 not being represented.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 11:20:55 GMT -5
How about redincolorado--in the DII championship thread, seriously (not satire) complaining about the Big10 not being represented. I think this should easily be the winner.
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Post by vbprisoner on Dec 7, 2015 12:03:00 GMT -5
I am gonna go with this one "Jerritt Elliott has straight up beaten and outcoached John Cook the last 7-8 years; he has achieved so much more than both Cook and Dunning in that time span. Neither can carry his jockstrap . . ."I should note that Texas has in fact outperformed Nebraska and Stanford over that span, the notion Elliot coached circles around those two is what warranted a mention for your distinguished award, and I think Elliot is a good coach. I feel like this one should get extra points because: 1. Why would JE be wearing a jockstrap? 2. And why would we want that image in our heads? Winner Winner.....Chicken Dinner!
Spikerthemovie is not a bonehead, but his post was a bonehead move!!!!! Thanks stm!!!
I bet 75% of VTalkers that read DMT's original post did not get the image of JE wearing a jockstrap. Becasue Spikerthemovie got this image he felt he needed to share the thought with all of us who did not get the image?? Now my day has been scarred and it may take a month to get that image to go away!
It's like having a cold and wanting to share that with all the people you know.
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Post by huskerjen on Dec 7, 2015 12:16:01 GMT -5
You can presume that, but based on your feckless reply no presumption is necessary to know that your IQ is sub-70. I congratulate you on learning to type. Do you polish your soft helmet all by yourself too (double entendre intended)? I'm sure you get your fill of soft helmets, whether your own or that unfortunate person who drew the short straw for the night. Can't tell if sexist or homophobic? If both, then 4/10. At least I have sexual partners, and no, your doll doesn't count. I don't care how "life-like" the manufacturer promised you "she" was. Come on rows, I'm sure you're creative enough to come up with smack that doesn't rely on what I just wrote or some retread material about Nebraska that far smarter VT posters have already addressed. Get into the same mindset as when you draw with crayons. I'm not just talking about your average crafts time, but when you draw something your parents are proud to put up on the fridge.
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Post by Barefoot In Kailua on Dec 8, 2015 2:49:49 GMT -5
Sorry, I got lazy. I'll reveal the winner before the end of the week. I can tell you that any post made by husker jen and his many aliases will not be eligible. For one thing, he'd win every week, and secondly ( and more importantly) I don't want to give him any more attention than he deserves. Ignore the troll and it will go back under the bridge.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2015 2:52:33 GMT -5
Sorry, I got lazy. I'll reveal the winner before the end of the week. I can tell you that any post made by husker jen and his many aliases will not be eligible. For one thing, he'd win every week, and secondly ( and more importantly) I don't want to give him any more attention than he deserves. Ignore the troll and it will go back under the bridge. You are aware huskerjen identifies as a female? Or is that part of the many aliases?
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Post by Barefoot In Kailua on Dec 8, 2015 2:57:00 GMT -5
Sorry, I got lazy. I'll reveal the winner before the end of the week. I can tell you that any post made by husker jen and his many aliases will not be eligible. For one thing, he'd win every week, and secondly ( and more importantly) I don't want to give him any more attention than he deserves. Ignore the troll and it will go back under the bridge. You are aware huskerjen identifies as a female? Or is that part of the many aliases? Yes but she is really a he. " husker Jen" is one of three different monikers that he posts under.
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Post by cjb950 on Dec 8, 2015 2:58:47 GMT -5
I don't want to give him any more attention than he deserves. Ignore the troll and it will go back under the bridge. But isn't that akin to telling our children "It's not polite to stare" as we shuffle them along, glancing back over our shoulders?
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Post by internationalball on Dec 8, 2015 3:03:43 GMT -5
No, Huskerjen will bask in the attention. It's all he/she is seeking. Can you guys stop being sexist? Quality trash talking isn't exclusive to men. Just because I'm good at it doesn't mean I'm a guy. So can we just call you exactly what you are? A effin biotch!
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Post by vbprisoner on Dec 8, 2015 9:19:47 GMT -5
How did this become a Texas thread?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2015 10:30:52 GMT -5
just about anything this guy posts but this one is one of his finest When France has more balls than we do then its time to perhaps re-examine our thought process. france could use jerritt's jock peut-ĂȘtre?
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Post by bigfan on Aug 14, 2019 14:05:23 GMT -5
Do you think players really want to meet boosters? I'd imagine it varies from player to player. Some probably don't mind spending a little time chatting with those who have helped enhance their volleyball career via their financial support.
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