2018 VolleyTalk All Villain Team Poll..... Please Vote
Dec 15, 2018 17:08:41 GMT -5
Barefoot In Kailua, vup, and 2 more like this
Post by vbprisoner on Dec 15, 2018 17:08:41 GMT -5
The last couple of years we have had an All VolleyTalk and Volleytalk Turkey of Year award, and this year we will add one more award.... The VolleyTalk All Villain Team! This award is not the team of biggest a$$holes on Volleytalk!!
This is a FUN award to recognize the special group of posters who are value-add, and contribute regularly to Volleytalk, but more importantly make you laugh (as long as you are not their target LOL) by their smart a$$ & sarcastic posts, their sometimes instigating behavior, their ability to agitate a particular team fan base or conference, regularly call people out or correct facts, and just enjoy throwing shade as a posting habit. To be eligible the candidate cannot be banned during the year for offensive behavior, verbal abuse, or cross the line of Volleytalk acceptable behavior.
The candidates listed below for your consideration all meet at least one or more of the criteria listed above and were selected by the crack team thrown together (c4ndlelight , Millennium , and vbp) then approved by the VT Police (mods) to make sure nobody was banned, and then finally reviewed by the "Emperor" of the All Villain team.... Barefoot In Kailua (no vote on that title)
You may ask why is BiK the Emperor of the All Villain team?... Three reasons 1. He is probably one of the first Villains of Volleytalk still participating on the board. 2. He is like a Hawaiian Honey Badger (when he posts he doesn't give a Sh*t, and if you get into it with him he does not spar... he throws haymakers!). He was the first poster that I ever saw use one of my favorite terms "assclown". I can't remember if it was 2015 or 2016 but BiK got into it with that famous multi-account Nebraska fan UNLnotNU, hautehomme, RumbleinRio, etc., and threw a 1 post haymaker knockout, and then within 30 seconds VT 5-0 posted Bik had been put in time out for 5 days... LMAO
Directions - Please vote for up to six (6) candidates. Again, this is not the biggest a$$hole team; I enjoy reading many of the candidates posts when it is not directed at me because they make me laugh. I have listed a brief description of each candidate below to help you identify with each, and why they are worthy.
1. Boof1224 - he covers many of the criteria depending on his mood. Instigator (he has PMed me and said watch what happens when I post this...LMAO, agitator and enjoys the role of being a Nebraska antagonist, and on top of all that can give you a headache trying to understand what he is posting! He is the main villain to any volleytalker that has a pet peeve about grammar!! (One of my favorites)
2. Wolfgang - Why is he on here? Most of you don't realize that everything he does on volleytalk is like a social video game to him. He will always go on a thread and post something random (Ex. my German Shepard dog is the best looking dog post on "who is the best looking Coach" thread), he executes his little games, predicts the outcome, and then watches the results and if his prediction is correct he has won volleytalk video game. Then he calls everyone a doof! LOL He got so much enjoyment out of watching the candidates for All Volleytalk lobby for votes... I bet he picked which candidates would lobby the hardest and just sat back and watched..... We are all just puppets in his show! Deviant Villain!! lol (I like him though)
3. volleyguy - he is very economical in his words, but is usually sarcastic when quoting you, and also probably makes many new members wonder if he is being a smart ass or sincere! (to any newbie out there 90% of the time he is being a smart ass) He enjoys a good debate, but if you have a weak game he gets bored quickly, b*tch slaps you in a posts and moves on. A quality agitator, instigator villain. (Like him too)
4. huskerjen - she is one of the Nebraska fans that makes complimenting anything Husker volleyball hard to do! Also a know-it-all when she decides to engage on a specific topic, and is usually 90% right and she lets you know that, and that is painful to deal with. If you are on a match thread that she is on and she has had the wine flowing definitely stay clear because she takes no prisoners! LOL Rumor has it she was an extra in the Mean Girls movie... True villain talents (she makes me laugh and like reading her posts)
5. Hawk Attack - half his posts are complimentary, and the other half he is a sarcastic smart a$$ which make you always have to think, and that's just irritating to most people! For a good example of this just go read a couple pages of the Volleytalk fantasy thread. He is also a master of the drive by shade thrower and then logs out. LOL He falls into the instigator, sarcastic poster villain category and is quite worthy. (Good dude)
6. SportyBucky - he covers quite a few of the criteria and is an equal opportunity pain to many! Great at delivering a b*tch slap compliment to Texas fans weekly. Enjoys crapping in other teams threads! Another self proclaimed expert on setters and training setters. Instigator, agitator, thorn in another fan base's side... he has it all!! LOL Always entertaining when he and huskerjen go at it, or any Texas fan. Very Villain worthy! (he grows on you over time and you laugh at his posts)
7. horns1 - he is the defenders of all things Bevo! If you go on the Texas thread and post anything negative you better be prepared to engage! LOL Being a defender does not make you a Villain, but his specialty is to then go to your team thread and deposit a Bevo size crap about your team or coach to make your team thread the crapper thread. Awesome grudge holder and will always come back to your thread over time to make new deposits! LOL Should get the Nebraska vote as a Villain. (I appreciate that behavior).
8. ay2013 - he has toned down the last couple years, but is still villain worthy for randomly showing up in a B1G team thread, or PAC team thread, and throwing a turd in the punch bowl! Will always question what you mean by your comment, then disagree and post his supporting facts. Don't bring a half-a$$ opinion against him because he will be relentless in making you defend it. Like bringing a knife to a gun fight. two or three years ago he was top 3 Villain material, but in 2018 he has become a little gentler and kinder but still villain worthy. (he is an acquired taste, but once you have dealt with him a good guy)
9. hammer - many people may wonder why he would be villain worthy... nothing worse than an intellectual smart a$$ (had to have a Stanford fan as a candidate). He usually stays on Stanford threads, but gets bored and is another drive by instigator. Pops in a thread makes a one sentence post that can be taken as stating the obvious by one person or sarcastic by another and then dips out to move on to next drive by thread. He is also one of the stealth villains because if you debate or spar with him you don't know if he just gave you a compliment or threw a jab at you. Even his humble demeanor about Stanford volleyball this year I think is sarcastic! LOL (another good guy though)
10. Mark Richards - owner of the groundhog day of all posts!!!!! By subjecting us to that post throughout 2018 qualifies as villainous! It went from funny the first week, to irritating the next 6 months, to painful the next 3 months, back to funny the last month. I'm hoing this villain is a one trick pony because I don't want to go through 2019 with another post like that! LOL Amazing one post can make you Villain worthy!
11. kokyu - the self proclaimed Yoda of women's college volleyball setters! I think he is viewed as a villain by his own team's fan base! If you haven't been on an Oregon game thread it is quite entertaining if you have no skin in the game. He usually stays on the PAC team threads but will break down the setter position and let you know why that setter stinks. Poor Raskie! lol
12. ironhammer - he falls into the instigator and agitator bucket. I have never debated with him, but after seeing and reading many of his posts I believe he enjoys coming on volleytalk just to debate or disagree with someone for a hobby. He also has good staying power as he will not concede even if you have good facts. Depending on his familiarity with you determines his politeness; if your a regular sparring partner you get the idiot treatment! lol He has great ability to get under someone's skin and bring on irritating rash. Another quality villain worthy candidate, but YMMV.
13. fetchin - we just could not have one female candidate and she also fulfills several of the criteria. Mostly on the PAC (UCLA), or left coast threads she will pop around and do some nice drive by sarcastic posts. If you state your opinion on something and she disagrees she is also pretty good at short and sweet smart a$$ responses letting you know you don't know what you're talking about.
All of the above Volleytalk members add value with their knowledge but do it in a humorous villain approach.
This is a FUN award to recognize the special group of posters who are value-add, and contribute regularly to Volleytalk, but more importantly make you laugh (as long as you are not their target LOL) by their smart a$$ & sarcastic posts, their sometimes instigating behavior, their ability to agitate a particular team fan base or conference, regularly call people out or correct facts, and just enjoy throwing shade as a posting habit. To be eligible the candidate cannot be banned during the year for offensive behavior, verbal abuse, or cross the line of Volleytalk acceptable behavior.
The candidates listed below for your consideration all meet at least one or more of the criteria listed above and were selected by the crack team thrown together (c4ndlelight , Millennium , and vbp) then approved by the VT Police (mods) to make sure nobody was banned, and then finally reviewed by the "Emperor" of the All Villain team.... Barefoot In Kailua (no vote on that title)
You may ask why is BiK the Emperor of the All Villain team?... Three reasons 1. He is probably one of the first Villains of Volleytalk still participating on the board. 2. He is like a Hawaiian Honey Badger (when he posts he doesn't give a Sh*t, and if you get into it with him he does not spar... he throws haymakers!). He was the first poster that I ever saw use one of my favorite terms "assclown". I can't remember if it was 2015 or 2016 but BiK got into it with that famous multi-account Nebraska fan UNLnotNU, hautehomme, RumbleinRio, etc., and threw a 1 post haymaker knockout, and then within 30 seconds VT 5-0 posted Bik had been put in time out for 5 days... LMAO
Directions - Please vote for up to six (6) candidates. Again, this is not the biggest a$$hole team; I enjoy reading many of the candidates posts when it is not directed at me because they make me laugh. I have listed a brief description of each candidate below to help you identify with each, and why they are worthy.
1. Boof1224 - he covers many of the criteria depending on his mood. Instigator (he has PMed me and said watch what happens when I post this...LMAO, agitator and enjoys the role of being a Nebraska antagonist, and on top of all that can give you a headache trying to understand what he is posting! He is the main villain to any volleytalker that has a pet peeve about grammar!! (One of my favorites)
2. Wolfgang - Why is he on here? Most of you don't realize that everything he does on volleytalk is like a social video game to him. He will always go on a thread and post something random (Ex. my German Shepard dog is the best looking dog post on "who is the best looking Coach" thread), he executes his little games, predicts the outcome, and then watches the results and if his prediction is correct he has won volleytalk video game. Then he calls everyone a doof! LOL He got so much enjoyment out of watching the candidates for All Volleytalk lobby for votes... I bet he picked which candidates would lobby the hardest and just sat back and watched..... We are all just puppets in his show! Deviant Villain!! lol (I like him though)
3. volleyguy - he is very economical in his words, but is usually sarcastic when quoting you, and also probably makes many new members wonder if he is being a smart ass or sincere! (to any newbie out there 90% of the time he is being a smart ass) He enjoys a good debate, but if you have a weak game he gets bored quickly, b*tch slaps you in a posts and moves on. A quality agitator, instigator villain. (Like him too)
4. huskerjen - she is one of the Nebraska fans that makes complimenting anything Husker volleyball hard to do! Also a know-it-all when she decides to engage on a specific topic, and is usually 90% right and she lets you know that, and that is painful to deal with. If you are on a match thread that she is on and she has had the wine flowing definitely stay clear because she takes no prisoners! LOL Rumor has it she was an extra in the Mean Girls movie... True villain talents (she makes me laugh and like reading her posts)
5. Hawk Attack - half his posts are complimentary, and the other half he is a sarcastic smart a$$ which make you always have to think, and that's just irritating to most people! For a good example of this just go read a couple pages of the Volleytalk fantasy thread. He is also a master of the drive by shade thrower and then logs out. LOL He falls into the instigator, sarcastic poster villain category and is quite worthy. (Good dude)
6. SportyBucky - he covers quite a few of the criteria and is an equal opportunity pain to many! Great at delivering a b*tch slap compliment to Texas fans weekly. Enjoys crapping in other teams threads! Another self proclaimed expert on setters and training setters. Instigator, agitator, thorn in another fan base's side... he has it all!! LOL Always entertaining when he and huskerjen go at it, or any Texas fan. Very Villain worthy! (he grows on you over time and you laugh at his posts)
7. horns1 - he is the defenders of all things Bevo! If you go on the Texas thread and post anything negative you better be prepared to engage! LOL Being a defender does not make you a Villain, but his specialty is to then go to your team thread and deposit a Bevo size crap about your team or coach to make your team thread the crapper thread. Awesome grudge holder and will always come back to your thread over time to make new deposits! LOL Should get the Nebraska vote as a Villain. (I appreciate that behavior).
8. ay2013 - he has toned down the last couple years, but is still villain worthy for randomly showing up in a B1G team thread, or PAC team thread, and throwing a turd in the punch bowl! Will always question what you mean by your comment, then disagree and post his supporting facts. Don't bring a half-a$$ opinion against him because he will be relentless in making you defend it. Like bringing a knife to a gun fight. two or three years ago he was top 3 Villain material, but in 2018 he has become a little gentler and kinder but still villain worthy. (he is an acquired taste, but once you have dealt with him a good guy)
9. hammer - many people may wonder why he would be villain worthy... nothing worse than an intellectual smart a$$ (had to have a Stanford fan as a candidate). He usually stays on Stanford threads, but gets bored and is another drive by instigator. Pops in a thread makes a one sentence post that can be taken as stating the obvious by one person or sarcastic by another and then dips out to move on to next drive by thread. He is also one of the stealth villains because if you debate or spar with him you don't know if he just gave you a compliment or threw a jab at you. Even his humble demeanor about Stanford volleyball this year I think is sarcastic! LOL (another good guy though)
10. Mark Richards - owner of the groundhog day of all posts!!!!! By subjecting us to that post throughout 2018 qualifies as villainous! It went from funny the first week, to irritating the next 6 months, to painful the next 3 months, back to funny the last month. I'm hoing this villain is a one trick pony because I don't want to go through 2019 with another post like that! LOL Amazing one post can make you Villain worthy!
11. kokyu - the self proclaimed Yoda of women's college volleyball setters! I think he is viewed as a villain by his own team's fan base! If you haven't been on an Oregon game thread it is quite entertaining if you have no skin in the game. He usually stays on the PAC team threads but will break down the setter position and let you know why that setter stinks. Poor Raskie! lol
12. ironhammer - he falls into the instigator and agitator bucket. I have never debated with him, but after seeing and reading many of his posts I believe he enjoys coming on volleytalk just to debate or disagree with someone for a hobby. He also has good staying power as he will not concede even if you have good facts. Depending on his familiarity with you determines his politeness; if your a regular sparring partner you get the idiot treatment! lol He has great ability to get under someone's skin and bring on irritating rash. Another quality villain worthy candidate, but YMMV.
13. fetchin - we just could not have one female candidate and she also fulfills several of the criteria. Mostly on the PAC (UCLA), or left coast threads she will pop around and do some nice drive by sarcastic posts. If you state your opinion on something and she disagrees she is also pretty good at short and sweet smart a$$ responses letting you know you don't know what you're talking about.
All of the above Volleytalk members add value with their knowledge but do it in a humorous villain approach.
