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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2005 8:24:40 GMT -5
3 of my co-workers were just sucked up into the sky. Damn! How am I supposed to get all this work done?  Good news? They left their bag lunches behind. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2005 8:37:34 GMT -5
Just a quick update. Suzy is back. I guess it was some sort of mistake, maybe mistaken identity.
She looks a little rattled, so I'm going to wait a while before I ask her what happened.
(She's also pissed that I ate her yogurt.)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2005 10:38:06 GMT -5
What the &%#$?! Bob was just raptured. BOB!! Have they NO standards?!
And now the copier's on the fritz. Great. Just great.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2005 11:44:27 GMT -5
Day 2 report.
All seems calm. Turns out the copier guy was raptured, too, so who knows when the thing will get fixed.
Wouldn't it be IRONIC if this was just a way of culling all the truly stupid people in the world?
Nah. Probably not. It's probably eternal damnation for the rest of us. Bummer.
Wonder if I can bring my IPod?
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Post by The Bofa on the Sofa on Apr 14, 2005 16:02:09 GMT -5
Whoa, I that you said the "rUpture" was upon us.
I was worried for a minute.
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Post by Gorf on Apr 16, 2005 0:30:47 GMT -5
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Post by Alberta on Apr 22, 2005 21:37:44 GMT -5
Must have been a boring day at the office for Ruffy. Either that or his grape juice fermented.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2005 23:03:22 GMT -5
I see you are still here. Made Junior status, but condemned to live out the End of Days with the rest of us sinners. Kind of a bitter pill, eh?
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Post by Alberta on Apr 23, 2005 5:30:21 GMT -5
NO, I did NOT make Junior status! I am still awaiting the magic number. I thought it would be 200.
Once I achieve Junior status, then Scotty will beam me up.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2005 7:09:20 GMT -5
Dang. The standards really have become lax.
We'll miss you...
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Post by Alberta on Apr 24, 2005 20:49:11 GMT -5
 I think there's an insult thread somewhere else if you want to insult me. It's OK though, alligators have thick skin.
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I think there's an insult thread somewhere else if you want to insult me.