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Post by Gorf on Mar 23, 2005 3:58:19 GMT -5
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Post by Gorf on Mar 23, 2005 8:11:49 GMT -5
GWB Jokes:
Have you heard that many in the Orient "are vely wollied about Plezident Bush's plocrivities with having man dates while enjoying only his 2nd erection as the US head of state"?
President Bush is in the Oval Office behind closed doors practing being "The War President".
He shuffles things around on his desk making boom, bang, and various other "war" noises. He stops for a moment with a vitorious *sigh* and says to himself "Now where would Saddam be hiding his WMD?"
He opens and slams shut a desk drawer and hear's a booming voice in the office say "Goerge, you won't find any WMD there."
He gets up, walks about the office to a credenza opens and slams it shut. The voice booms through the office again saying "George, you won't find any WMD there!"
Thinking he's having an epiphany the president says "God, is that you?"
The voice says "Yes George, but you still need to call me Carl when you refer to me in public. Oh, by the way George, the next time you're playing with the 'toy soldiers' you borrowed form the Pentagon war room you might consider turning off the intercom."
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Post by goGopherBill on Mar 23, 2005 9:09:34 GMT -5
Ha..good one!
Do you know that California has recieved the most rain since 1884 and Grover Cleveland...
Since President Bush IS responsible for EVERYTHING..I guess he IS GOD!!
"when it rains..it pours"
or
be carefull what you ask for...thunderstruck....
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