Post by Gorf on Nov 2, 2004 12:39:10 GMT -5
"In the last few days it's really gotten vicious. Like today, the Bush campaign accused the Kerry campaign of distorting their deceptions." -- Jay Leno
You don't have a chance to be president. You'll become president when the Red Sox win the World Series." --a heckler to John Kerry, a year ago
"Bush is so confident about the election. He's so confident he's going to win that he was campaigning in front of a 'Mission Accomplished' banner." -- David Letterman
"The polls show the presidential candidates in a dead heat. And in case of a tie, the presidency goes to the guy whose brother is governor of Florida." -- David Letterman
"Here's what's going to happen at the White House: Every time a state is called for Bush, the twins will do a shot."
-- David Letterman
You don't have a chance to be president. You'll become president when the Red Sox win the World Series." --a heckler to John Kerry, a year ago
"Bush is so confident about the election. He's so confident he's going to win that he was campaigning in front of a 'Mission Accomplished' banner." -- David Letterman
"The polls show the presidential candidates in a dead heat. And in case of a tie, the presidency goes to the guy whose brother is governor of Florida." -- David Letterman
"Here's what's going to happen at the White House: Every time a state is called for Bush, the twins will do a shot."
-- David Letterman