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Post by goGopherBill on Mar 2, 2005 11:21:06 GMT -5
Eight Words with two Meanings
> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. > Female...... Any part under a car's hood. > Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. > > 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. > Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. > Male.... Playing football without a cup. > > 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. > Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's > partner. > Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the > boys. > > 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. > Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. > Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. > > 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. > Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. > Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. > > 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. > Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. > Male...... A source of entertainment, > self-expression, male bonding. > > 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. > Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. > Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. > > 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. > Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. > Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 > minutes.
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