Post by Wolfgang on Oct 27, 2004 13:11:49 GMT -5
I'm at the El Camino Hospital in Mountain View right now. MRI and other brain scans. Tumor, apparently. Also, very low blood pressure. Doctors are befuddled. Nurses can't get any blood out of me because the pressure is too low. They had to use a syringe pump to PULL the blood out of my veins. Everyone is concerned. Meanwhile, I'm killing time at their Resource Center/Library which offers free Internet access! Woo hoo!
There's some nurse next to me doing some Google research on vaginal discoloration. Yuck...
Getting really dizzy...
If I die today, my last will and testament will read as follows:
I bequeath VolleyTalk to Gorf, unconditionally, and to his son Ruffda should old Gorf croak before me.
I bequeath the amount in my checking account ($78.09) to BiK for those volleyball tapes he sent last year.
I bequeath my secret stash of embezzled money from my law firm's Insurance account ($2,326,991.77) to 808 for sending me those volleyball DVDs last year.
I bequeath my VolleyTalk journal to IdahoBoor, so that he may know the truth about...everything.
There's some nurse next to me doing some Google research on vaginal discoloration. Yuck...
Getting really dizzy...
If I die today, my last will and testament will read as follows:
I bequeath VolleyTalk to Gorf, unconditionally, and to his son Ruffda should old Gorf croak before me.
I bequeath the amount in my checking account ($78.09) to BiK for those volleyball tapes he sent last year.
I bequeath my secret stash of embezzled money from my law firm's Insurance account ($2,326,991.77) to 808 for sending me those volleyball DVDs last year.
I bequeath my VolleyTalk journal to IdahoBoor, so that he may know the truth about...everything.