Acronyms Every Parent Should Know

[bigfan]

When will Beachman, Wolfgang, GrandsonofBarcelonaBob and goGopherBill fiannly get hip in their posts? Oh! I forgot Mango!

1.2nite - Tonight
2.AEAP - As Early As Possible
3.ALAP - As Late As Possible
4.AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
5.B4YKI - Before You Know It
6.BRB - Be Right Back
7.BRT - Be Right There
8.CWYL - Chat With You Later
9.C-P - Sleepy
10.CYT - See You Tomorrow
11.E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
12.EM - Excuse Me
13.EOD - End Of Day
14.F2F - Face-to-Face
15.FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
16.HAK - Hugs And Kisses
17.ILU - I Love You
18.IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
19.J/C - Just Checking
20.KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
21.L8R - Later
22.LD - Long Distance -or- Later Dude
23.LMK - Let Me Know
24.LOL - Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
25.NAZ - Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
26.N-A-Y-L - In A While
27.NM - Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
28.OLL - OnLine Love
29.OSIF - Oh Sh** I Forgot
30.OTP - On The Phone
31.QT - Cutie
32.RN - Right Now
33.ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
34.RU - Are You?
35.RUMORF - Are You Male OR Female?
36.SITD - Still In The Dark
37.SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message
38.SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
39.SO - Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend)
40.SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
41.SWDYT - So What Do You Think
42.TOM - Tomorrow
43.TS - Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
44.TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
45.UR - You Are
46.WFM - Works For Me
47.WTF - What The F***
48.WTH - What The Heck
49.WUF - Where You From
50.WYRN - What's Your Real Name?

[Wolfgang]

--(.)(.)-- Flashing your boobies

[cruncher]

Another important one: POS = Parent over shoulder.

[mikegarrison]

This would be an interesting conversation:

-- RUMORF?

-- No.

[Deleted]

Where's MILF and DILF? ...or GILF for the over 55 crowd.

[stonehands]

More business oriented but still useful.

COB= Close of Business
PSP= Pushy Salesperson
ARF= Abort, Retry, Fail (situations of futility)

<>= you're acting like a girl (insert crude term for female genitals)
oIo= you're acting like a "richard"
FRT= For Real Though or f-bomb retard