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Post by Barefoot In Kailua on Jan 27, 2004 15:34:20 GMT -5
Is it me or does John Kerry resemble the wicked Witch from The Wizard of Oz? ![](http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/1799/1142/thumbs/5.jpg) ![](http://www.signonsandiego.com/gallery/albums/iowa/kerry2.thumb.jpg)
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Post by FreeBall on Jan 27, 2004 17:48:23 GMT -5
Given the two options in your question, I'll go with the former - it's you. ;D
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Post by IdahoBoy on Jan 27, 2004 18:38:02 GMT -5
I don't know who John Kerry is but I do see the resemblance.
Get him some green face paint and Voila!
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Post by Barefoot In Kailua on Jan 27, 2004 18:57:49 GMT -5
"Where's Dorothy?"... back by popular demand.
Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the midwest.
A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of Oz, and decide to go to see the great and powerful Wizard.
Gore says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Carter says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton looks around and says, "Where's Dorothy?"
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Post by Mumsie on Jan 27, 2004 18:58:17 GMT -5
[quote author=IdahoBoy® [Pomaika'i] link=board=general&thread=1075235660&start=2#0 date=1075246682]I don't know who John Kerry is but I do see the resemblance. Get him some green face paint and Voila! [/quote] IB, you might want to pay attention to other national news, besides volleyball. Kerry is the frontrunner of the democratic party for the PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.! ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cool.png) That's OK Bud, you're still our #1 VB fan!
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Post by Psychopotamus on Jan 27, 2004 22:23:07 GMT -5
The Pope and Bill
The Pope and Bill Clinton die on the same day. There is a mix up, and Bill Clinton is sent to heaven while the Pope is sent to hell. After a while, St Peter realizes the mix up and arranges a switch. On his way out of heaven, Clinton sees the Pope.
Clinton to the Pope: "Is hell as bad as they say?"
Pape to Clinton: "Even worse. But tell me, is the virgin Mary as kind as the Bible says?"
Clinton to Pope: "Even more. But you can just call her Mary from now on."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2004 22:23:39 GMT -5
I'm always up for some mudslinging... ![](http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_whatmeworry.jpg)
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Post by Lwood on Jan 28, 2004 14:17:07 GMT -5
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