OT: John Kerry

[Barefoot In Kailua]

Is it me or does John Kerry resemble the wicked Witch from The Wizard of Oz?

[FreeBall]

Given the two options in your question, I'll go with the former - it's you. ;D

[IdahoBoy]

I don't know who John Kerry is but I do see the resemblance.

Get him some green face paint and Voila!

[Barefoot In Kailua]

"Where's Dorothy?"... back by popular demand.

Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton are
traveling in a car together in the midwest.

A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

When they come down and extract themselves from
the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of
Oz, and decide to go to see the great and powerful Wizard.

Gore says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
brain."

Carter says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
heart."

Clinton looks around and says, "Where's Dorothy?"

[Mumsie]

[quote author=IdahoBoy® [Pomaika'i] link=board=general&thread=1075235660&start=2#0 date=1075246682]I don't know who John Kerry is but I do see the resemblance.

Get him some green face paint and Voila!
[/quote]

IB, you might want to pay attention to other national news, besides volleyball. Kerry is the frontrunner of the democratic party for the PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.!

That's OK Bud, you're still our #1 VB fan!

[Psychopotamus]

The Pope and Bill

The Pope and Bill Clinton die on the same day. There is a mix up, and Bill Clinton is sent to heaven while the Pope is sent to hell. After a while, St Peter realizes the mix up and arranges a switch. On his way out of heaven, Clinton sees the Pope.

Clinton to the Pope: "Is hell as bad as they say?"

Pape to Clinton: "Even worse. But tell me, is the virgin Mary as kind as the Bible says?"

Clinton to Pope: "Even more. But you can just call her Mary from now on."

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I'm always up for some mudslinging...

[Lwood]

Bete Noire that is too funny. Check this out. This is the first time ever that I can't wait for President's day.

www.miniclip.com/bushshootout.htm