Puka, you are such a kick....and I am such a beach.
Three cheers to vball mom for getting rule out there for all to see AND including the phone number for the NCAA
Thanks beachy....
As for the phone number, I sure as hell hope that you whistle blowers have all your evidence before you call.
Can you imagine Bruinboy calling?
NCAA: Hello, NCAA, how may I help you?
Bruinboy: (in his whiny 10 year old voice) Yeah BYU has ineligible players!
NCAA: Okay, please give me the details slowly so that I may document it with accuracy.
Bruinboy: Okay, okay - you know that rubberband arm middle blocker from Dominican Republic, well, he's OLD!
NCAA: Okay, how old?
Bruinboy: I don't know, but he looks OLD! And there's more!
NCAA: Okay, go ahead......
Bruinboy: Their setter Moreno, he's played pro in Brazil!
NCAA: Okay, and you saw this yourself?
Bruinboy: No! But a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend saw the video!
NCAA: Well, can you send us this video?
Bruinboy: Well, my friend of the friend of the friend of the friend that has the video accidently recorded "30 minute meals with Rachel Ray" over it, but he did have it at one time!
NCAA: Ummm hmmm, anything else?
Bruinboy: Yes!! Paal with the receeding hairline? Well he looks OLD and he's played Pro in Brazil as well! I have a picture!
NCAA: Can you email it to me?
Bruinboy: Okay, here it comes!
NCAA: Okay, it's uploading.......it looks like a picture of .......someone's ankle......
Bruinboy: Yeah, that's him going up for a block, while playing Pro in Brazil.
NCAA: How did you come to this conclusion based on a photo of his ankle?
Bruinboy: Because his socks has the name of the pro team he played for.
NCAA: It says "HANES"
Bruinboy: That's it!! You saw it.
NCAA: Well, you can buy a pack of Hanes 6 pairs of tube socks at your local Walmart.
Bruinboy: Well, what about Pessoa! He played pro.
NCAA: And your evidence is?
Bruinboy: I'm working on it! But I heard there's a video out there.
NCAA: But does it really exist? We can't act on your speculations, we need concrete evidence.
Bruinboy: Okay, I'll use the rest of my financial aid to fly to Brazil and get it, but rest assured, I will!
NCAA: Well, so far you haven't produced anything for us to act on.
Bruinboy: Joe Hillman! He's another OLD fart!
NCAA: But he has the face of a 12 year old. We think he's adorable and we'll bend the rules for grown men with boyish faces.
Bruinboy: But he likes to hang out with his wife!
NCAA: Little boy, let me make something clear. We post our rules of eligibility and it's up to every school to exploit all the loop holes that we purposefully hid in there. It makes things fun for our office. Then we swoop in at the 11th hour and make swift judgements, eliminate players, accept bribes, discipline teams, etc. The cuter your team is, the most likely they will escape unscathed.
Bruinboy: But, the Hawaii team.......
NCAA: UGLY.
Bruinboy: That Lewis player....
NCAA: He's FUGLY
Bruinboy: John Mills of Penn State?
NCAA: The coach is UGLY.
Bruinboy: But....
NCAA: Bye, I'm going to hang up now.