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Post by volleydadtx on Apr 12, 2020 23:32:09 GMT -5
If COVID is such a 5-alarm fire, why are we still letting people smoke cigarettes, have gay sex, cliff dive, drink, eat Oreos, drive past 55 mph, abort babies, eat red meat, go to tanning beds, use weed killer, ride motorcycles, fly small aircraft, water ski, snow board, play with fireworks, run marathons, build campfires, swallow swords, carve pumpkins with sharp instruments, and chase tornados? I probably shouldn't reveal this, but the truth is that every Tuesday at 7:25pm Eastern, George Soros hosts a conference call for all the members of the vast left wing conspiracy. We spend about 30-45 minutes reviewing the action items for out master plan -- which is not to take over the world and establish a New World Order, but actually to piss you off. And I don't mean "you" generically, but "you" volleydadtx. It's true. We have mustered up the power of the Deep State to legalize abortion and gay sex and Oreos in order to really get you angry. This COVID-19 thing? It was all our idea. We knew it would drive you crazy. George actually check in with this site himself using a carefully maintained fake persona called holidayhusker. Who said I’m angry about anything? If the country wants to shut down over a dangerous virus, suits me!
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Post by holidayhusker on Apr 12, 2020 23:41:58 GMT -5
If COVID is such a 5-alarm fire, why are we still letting people smoke cigarettes, have gay sex, cliff dive, drink, eat Oreos, drive past 55 mph, abort babies, eat red meat, go to tanning beds, use weed killer, ride motorcycles, fly small aircraft, water ski, snow board, play with fireworks, run marathons, build campfires, swallow swords, carve pumpkins with sharp instruments, and chase tornados? I probably shouldn't reveal this, but the truth is that every Tuesday at 7:25pm Eastern, George Soros hosts a conference call for all the members of the vast left wing conspiracy. We spend about 30-45 minutes reviewing the action items for our master plan -- which is not to take over the world and establish a New World Order, but actually to piss you off. And I don't mean "you" generically, but "you" volleydadtx. It's true. We have mustered up the power of the Deep State to legalize abortion and gay sex and Oreos in order to really get you angry. This COVID-19 thing? It was all our idea. We knew it would drive you crazy. George actually checks in with this site himself using a carefully maintained fake persona called holidayhusker. Now this Garrison really is hilarious. You are either extremely humorous or absolutely paranoid.
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Post by eazy on Apr 12, 2020 23:50:35 GMT -5
If COVID is such a 5-alarm fire, why are we still letting people smoke cigarettes, have gay sex, cliff dive, drink, eat Oreos, drive past 55 mph, abort babies, eat red meat, go to tanning beds, use weed killer, ride motorcycles, fly small aircraft, water ski, snow board, play with fireworks, run marathons, build campfires, swallow swords, carve pumpkins with sharp instruments, and chase tornados? Living is risky business. You might end up dying. This is one instance where I actually miss Dirtrider. He would definitely chime in here with an enthusiastic “Reported.”
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Post by holidayhusker on Apr 12, 2020 23:51:11 GMT -5
I probably shouldn't reveal this, but the truth is that every Tuesday at 7:25pm Eastern, George Soros hosts a conference call for all the members of the vast left wing conspiracy. We spend about 30-45 minutes reviewing the action items for out master plan -- which is not to take over the world and establish a New World Order, but actually to piss you off. And I don't mean "you" generically, but "you" volleydadtx. It's true. We have mustered up the power of the Deep State to legalize abortion and gay sex and Oreos in order to really get you angry. This COVID-19 thing? It was all our idea. We knew it would drive you crazy. George actually check in with this site himself using a carefully maintained fake persona called holidayhusker. Who said I’m angry about anything? If the country wants to shut down over a dangerous virus, suits me! You have offended the oh so delicate ,politically correct ‘woke,’ crowd. God help you.
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Post by haw2991 on Apr 13, 2020 0:01:56 GMT -5
I'm surprised this thread hasn't been locked yet.
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Post by Hawk Attack on Apr 13, 2020 0:05:07 GMT -5
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Post by holidayhusker on Apr 13, 2020 0:06:48 GMT -5
Oh for god sake’s people. I am gay and I’m not offended. He meant it to be satirical, something eventually will kill us but that doesn’t mean we totally stop living. Good God!
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Post by haw2991 on Apr 13, 2020 0:16:12 GMT -5
Oh for god sake’s people. I am gay and I’m not offended. He meant it to be totally satirical, something eventually will kill us but that doesn’t mean we totally stop living. Good God!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2020 6:48:01 GMT -5
Ummmm....maybe because with COVID, you are affecting other people and doing so involuntarily? All those others--you are doing them to yourself or with a willing partner. The minute that a smoked cigarette can infect anyone in its vicinity with a potentially life-threatening virus that can kill within a month...it will be outlawed. Living is risky. So is getting educated (and babies aren't aborted, fetuses are) If COVID is such a 5-alarm fire, why are we still letting people smoke cigarettes, have gay sex, cliff dive, drink, eat Oreos, drive past 55 mph, abort babies, eat red meat, go to tanning beds, use weed killer, ride motorcycles, fly small aircraft, water ski, snow board, play with fireworks, run marathons, build campfires, swallow swords, carve pumpkins with sharp instruments, and chase tornados? Living is risky business. You might end up dying.
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Post by holidayhusker on Apr 13, 2020 7:41:01 GMT -5
Ummmm....maybe because with COVID, you are affecting other people and doing so involuntarily? All those others--you are doing them to yourself or with a willing partner. The minute that a smoked cigarette can infect anyone in its vicinity with a potentially life-threatening virus that can kill within a month...it will be outlawed. Living is risky. So is getting educated (and babies aren't aborted, fetuses are) If COVID is such a 5-alarm fire, why are we still letting people smoke cigarettes, have gay sex, cliff dive, drink, eat Oreos, drive past 55 mph, abort babies, eat red meat, go to tanning beds, use weed killer, ride motorcycles, fly small aircraft, water ski, snow board, play with fireworks, run marathons, build campfires, swallow swords, carve pumpkins with sharp instruments, and chase tornados? Living is risky business. You might end up dying. Babies are aborted.You can doctor it up and put a pretty bow on it but that’s exactly what it is. Do you think a woman who loses her baby thinks to her self “oh well, it was just a fetus.”
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Post by gibbyb1 on Apr 13, 2020 9:13:08 GMT -5
Ummmm....maybe because with COVID, you are affecting other people and doing so involuntarily? All those others--you are doing them to yourself or with a willing partner. The minute that a smoked cigarette can infect anyone in its vicinity with a potentially life-threatening virus that can kill within a month...it will be outlawed. Living is risky. So is getting educated (and babies aren't aborted, fetuses are) Babies are aborted.You can doctorate up and put a pretty bow on it but that’s exactly what it is. Do you think a woman who loses her baby thinks to her self “oh well, it was just a fetus.” You can give your point an advanced degree?
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Post by ned3vball on Apr 13, 2020 9:13:47 GMT -5
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Post by jay on Apr 13, 2020 11:12:34 GMT -5
MAGA is the new tinfoil, unfortunately. It brings new meaning to the old phrase " better dead than red".
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Post by Hawk Attack on Apr 13, 2020 11:50:32 GMT -5
MAGA is the new tinfoil, unfortunately. It brings new meaning to the old phrase " better dead than red".
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Post by haw2991 on Apr 13, 2020 12:36:18 GMT -5
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